$THING would make a great band name! This page has a listing of band names.

Presumptive Band Names

• Pink Tea Men
• Loneliest Gyoza
• Fine Gyoza
  
• Long-ass Gyoza (double/long concept album)
  
• Oil Octopus - another album from lonely gyoza
  
• Lemon-Forward Alfredo
  
• Mess Multiplier
  
• Single: Everyday Party Cups
• Big Hat Twink
  
• Generic Field Creatures (concept album about different animals)
  
• Business Armchair
• FIfteen Dollar Fursuit (the music video is of someone rampaging through an IKEA showroom wearing one of the childrens' animal head towels)
  
• Yearning Problems
• Morally Ambiguous Civil Engineer (of my heart) (*this one's from Cat)
  
• Album: Criminally Chill
  
• Album: Don't At Me
  
• Evening Friend Boys
• either "Emotional Support Poang" or "Emotional Poang"
  
• Concrete Weakness
• Putting the Kitchen to Bed
  
• Dan and The Mournful Triangles
  
• Momentary Spudger
  
• Bidirectional Encouragement
• Sinful Assholes
• Maia and the Men
• Short Shelf-life Joke
  
• Urban Horses
• Pork Chop Rights
• Heartful Ecstasy
  
• Vote of No Carbfidence
  
• Load Bearing Hair Ties
  
• The joy of waterproof mascara
  
• Premium Sony Junk
  
• A Kilo of Glocks
• Japanese Domestic Weaboo
• Straight-Up THEY
  
• Nude Community Garden
  
• Geriatric Datafish
  
• Sixletters Sexuality
  
• Power Strip Utilization
  
• Hoeshiba Hoecakes (introductory album by?)
  
• Violent Yellow
  
• Valenta Scream (stolen from the tech aesthetics chat and also Liz)
  
• The New Japanese Cools
  
• Blue Collar Brawny Man
  
• Find the new single "Gender Alignment Chart" on iTunes this summer!
  
• Process Inertia